I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Are your panties wet? It's okay, I'm the father, I'll take care of it. I'm getting my dick out

I saw tits and forgot I had a girlfriend. Do you want to sit on my dick?

Honey, this cock is going to fuck me - wait late and with a creampie

The sister said good morning and sat on her face without waiting for an answer

She got caught jerking off, but good - how could she cum without a dick?

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself